Collection: BOOZY FOX X COLLABORATIONS

Brace yourself—this collection is more unhinged than a raccoon on an energy drink! We’ve packed it with attitude, comfort, and just the right amount of chaos to make even the sassiest goose take notes.

🔥 Oh For Fox Sake – Because some days, words just aren’t enough (and aggressively sighing isn’t cutting it).
🌀 Only Fans (But Make It Breezy) – A heartfelt tribute to the cooling fans that never let us down—unlike that one possum who faked its own death to get out of plans.
🦝 Live Fast, Eat Trash – Perfect for those who know the thrill of midnight snacks and questionable life choices.
🐾 Support Your Local Street Cats – Because raccoons, possums, and skunks are the real backbone of the neighborhood (and the reason your trash can mysteriously fell over last night).
🐦 Stop Staring at My Tits – A cheeky shoutout to nature, because every purchase helps feed actual tit birds—not whatever you were thinking.

💰 Where does your money go? Straight into the Totally Legit & Highly Necessary Critter Enrichment Fund, providing:

Designer sunglasses for raccoons (because eye bags are in, but style matters).
Therapy sessions for possums recovering from dramatic fainting spells.
Pepperoni pizza appreciation courses for street cats (they deserve to understand the masterpiece they steal).

So grab a shirt, embrace the nonsense, and help make the world a wilder, weirder place—one ridiculous tee at a time! 🎉🔥